LEMMON PEELS

Get 'em while they're fresh! Get 'em while they're still Lemmons!

Monday, March 3, 2008

why deal with the peel?


basically we just like to hear ourselves talk... or make people read the junk we write. plus, we are fairly convinced that we're funny.

life ambitions include, but are not limited to: winning community road race prizes (bring on those triple xl t-shirts), writing childrens books and whatever the heck else we want, owning large cereal dispensers (such as the one found in school cafeterias and hotel continental breakfasts), and building a theme park in the backyard we don't have yet.

when we were kids we published a popular newspaper, you may have heard of it, The Lemmon Times. Met by immense success and a plethora of positive reviews from the literary community, The Lemmon Times fostered new writing endeavors, "Birthday poems for Mom", "The Diaries of Junior High Angst", and "What I wish I'd Known Before I Met Coach Shane: Advice for Aspiring Runners and Falcons", just to name a few. Now, back by popular demand, the subtle but succulent writing styles of The Lemmon Sisters will be posted here, peel by peel, for your viewing pleasure.

so, sit back and become part of the magic. it's magic harry!

5 comments:

Julina said...

ah... I'm so happy. This is going to be a really exciting experience for me... I already know it.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to read the posts. How often do you plan on updating? How can we get copies of some of your published books?

Marmee said...

The health benefits of lemmons are widely known. Thank you for providing this therapeutic, if not medically sound information. You two are fresh-squeezed!

gurrbonzo said...

"Sit back and become part of the magic?" How about you don't tell me what to do.

Also, I want a large cereal dispenser.

Anonymous said...

How did you get this site? Can any nut do this?

Ohhhhh... by the way...you guys are funny.....I appreciate wierdness in people...hahahahaha.

Your very southern and loving uncle bruce. {you know...the guy who married julie...}